Dilbert

Nutk-u Şerif Kenan Rıfai

Hak suretidir âlem-i imkân ile âdem
Bundan güzeli nerde ki cennet’te mi sandın

Her yer ne güzel menba-ı hüsn, insan güzeli
Sen de bu cemâli, huri gılmanda mı sandın

Her yerde, fakat arifin kalbindedir Allah,
Yoksa sen onu arz u semâvâtta mı sandın

Dünyâ diyerek geçme sakın, burdadır her şey
Mîzân ü sırât’ı mutlaka orda mı sandın

Cennet ü dûzah, gamm ü sürür, zulmet ile nûr
Yaptıklarının gölgesi, hâriçte mi sandın

Bilgin sana kıymet, talebin neyse osun sen
İnsanlığı sâde yiyip içmekte mi sandın

Hâlin ne ise müşteri sen oldun o hâle
Noksanı meğer adl-i ilâhîde mi sandın

Fikrim bu benim, virdim ise her lahzada âh
Sen âh-ı ateş-sûzumu beyhude mi sandın

Yeniler her âh ile ken’ân ahd-i elest’i
Ahım acaba nefha-yı hâbîde mi sandın

Dilbert - yeni ürün lansman

Dilbert Quotes part 2

Scott Adams'ın üzerine yönetim guru'su tanımam:)

::63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
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::Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
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::All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
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::An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
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::And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
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::Change is good. You go first.
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::Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
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::Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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::Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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::Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
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::Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
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::No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
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::The entire economic system depends on the fact that people are willing to do unpleasant things in return for money.
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::You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Golden Rules of Dilbert ....

Golden Rules of Dilbert ....

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
is not looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as
they go flying by.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the
firsttime, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and
taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

(My favorite - umur)
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then
beat you with experience.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the
month than you did before.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily
by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Rangerhandle this?"

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life!!

When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane..

United State Budgets Of Amerika

google finance

Google belirli bir sektörde yapılan araştırmaların o sektördeki hareketliliği göstereceğini düşünmüş ve bunları da yayınlama başlamış.
Güzel fikir, işe yarar mı bilmiyorum ama yine de güzel fikir:)

durumu şöyle açıklamışlar

"Google Domestic Trends track Google search traffic across specific sectors of the economy. Changes in the search volume of a given sector on google.com may provide unique economic insight. You can access individual trend indexes by clicking on the left-hand navigation"

internette bulduklarımın stoklandığı yer

karikatürleri yüklediğim site, lazım oldukça sadece resim kısmının linkini gönderiyorum sağa sola, yerden tasarruf oluyor:)

bi kaç dilbert karikatürü buraya da koyayım.

bi de bu var iş ile ilgili bu ara hoşuma giden